hEhEhE!! I almost cry laughing just typing that, seeing the mental image of Wil Smith telling this to Agent J.
Well... JOHD old friend... the challenge draws close towards miss commitement, however, I would say not really since I plan not to miss it. It is time to update, and do so from the start, and the start, I believe, is December 30th or something of that nature. After that, the next step is the painful journey to day ONE of entries and put everything into memory. I figure, the easiest way is to use memories for all future posts, and then go through a few days at a time and include everything that way.
(note to humans)
Due to possible posting limitations, posts shall be done on a week basis for an entire month, up to June, of where everything will be posted a day at a time. Many of you humans enjoy JOHD to the extent of commenting, and I know some of you who even dislike me are most likely going to be commenting about my day to day life. Remember to click on the right "talk to JOHD" for the day you want to comment about, since if there are 4 posts on the same day, there are 4 different "talk to JOHD" posts.
Also, given the nature of humans, I am stressing that everything commented about is, to my best ability, for that specific DAY and THAT DAY ONLY. If I call you a psychopathic cock sucker and view you with that kind of emotion on a day, yet we are all friends now, DON'T jump off the band wagon and think that is how I feel about you. For the most part, any problems that I had with any human in the past who I no longer have issues with is noted LATER. So if you see bad blood in the early months, I would advice you wait and look for your being being posted about later (unless to this day I still have issues with you, in which case you will know by the time I post about it).
I shall translate the above with analogy.
In Jan 12, 2003, Jill came over to my house one day and set it on fire. All my Pink Floyd was destroyed. She pleads insanity a day after, but that does not matter to me. I post to JOHD talking about the many ways she will die, and they all entail slow deaths involving mice in one way or another. At some point in March, she ends up winning the lotto and acting on the EGO defense mechanism UNDOING, she gives me the $200 million she won. While the damage she did to my Floyd is considered "pricesless", the fact she is going to give me all this money (and have to pay tax on it since the money given to me is done in a way where I do not pay taxes), then I may start posting to JOHD in March how I no longer feel the rage I do for her. Jack, on the other hand, took an axe to my child Alex in Febtober (hehehe, I love that month). I believe any parent would agree that someone killing their kid with intent, and not on "accident", warrents almost no resolve. Thus, being June, Jill already KNOWS what went down. So when she sees the things I say about her up to the point she gave me the money, it is TO HER OWN BENEFIT to WAIT until after those days to see how to think about it. It would benefit EVEN more if she simply waited until the update was completed. It is to her benefit since to get angry about things I said about her in March when we are friends again in June, means she is acting on a situation that was already resolved. Granted, if I state almost nothing about our "resolved friendship", and the update is over, she has valid right to show "more concern". Such as, "You ass... I gave you all that money and have to spend the next 3 years working two jobs to pay the taxes on the money and this is the best you can say about me?" It does NOT, however, mean that Jill should not comment on the events of Jan, Febtober, March. She is more than welcome to comment about the past, it is just a wiser idea to NOT be all emotional angry at my of those given months. Remember, if I am angry or upset about a human being, I am so for good reason. Despite what humans think, pissing me off or getting me against the human is no easy task. For people I barely know is next to impossible (minus hurting people I care about, or total deception on me such as the Evil One did). Humans I care about I do so for a reason... and the fact I care about them means that they must be kind to me in the first place.
So, since my analogy is many times longer than what it was talking about, it boils down to do your best to not be pissed off on something I say about you until you read EVERYTHING about you up to June. After posting the update, for anyone who appears to not be "resolved" to the status they were at around the start of 2003, I shall post the reason on a follow up.
A final note... I post things backwards that work with if you read going to the regular web site. What I mean by this, is if you choose calander, and click on the date, everything will be in the wrong order. If you check your friend's list, however, everything is in the correct chronilogical order. Even if I have a day that I totally forgot and nothing is there, SOMETHING is posted for every date. For these updates, I am keeping it simple. Public, friend's only, and Madd. I am not using any special lists, so if you do not see it and you are on my friends list, NO ONE SEES IT except Madd and JOHD. Madd and JOHD see all... um... unless Madd forgets to log onto this account, hahaha, and that way MADD will be reminded to login.
P.S. Ignorance is NO excuse for "the law". If you see a post marked as "friend's only" you are NOT going to copy that information nor even TALK about it to ANYONE minus who is on my friend's list or myself. Doing so is a DIRECT violation of the trust I have put in you all. Doing so will put you on a nasty shit list that I am sure most of you want to avoid. If you find reason to want to talk to someone else about the private information, GET THE OKAY FROM MADD. I can assure you that being banned from my journal will only be step one.
(/note to humans)
Okay, JOHD... this is the LAST FUCKING TIME I GO THROUGH THIS SHIT. I have TONS of ways to keep from falling behind. I use work, now, and I have all this crazy crap on my desktop. I even have flippin' XP use the sceduler to open up my TO-DO list and everything else. Never again do I want to see crap like this unless it is a year end review, and those are special cases in the first place. I mean it... and make sure you tell my fucking brain since it appears to have so much fucking problem with authority. I mean, the authority is for its own fucking good, seriously.
So I am going to go eat Iowa chops now... yummy for Madd.