Speaking of Jarin, he got his first driving lesson today (unless Jen and her guy beat me to it without my knowledge). I can say this much, if he actually was driving by himself, I would say staring out of the driver's side window most likely would have lead to something bad. Of course, I am not sure how much bad one can do going 5 MPH in a parking drive away from all cars. Then again, Jarin would find a way.
Oh yeah, yesterday after groceries, Jarin tells me that he is going to fart on me. It is not that I do not believe he is capable, I mean he had like 4 helpings of baked beans on Thanksgiving, it is just that, well... strange comment. However, as I am putting them away, he walks up to me, turns around, puts his butt on my leg, and lets one rip. He immediately follows this with laughter.
So, the paternity test I was going to have done, I decided to cancel. Yep, he is my kid...