So, while drunk here at the bar, I am presented with the question as to if I have a true friend. You know, I have not ever had a true friend, and not even close. I have had best friends, to day, three who qualify. Myles, Gretl, and Lance. I lost Gretl and Lance and have maintained Myles, and have done so because Myles does those things that a best friend has done. However, a true friend he is not yet. A true friend differs from a best friend that, as Christopher Lambert would say, "there can be only one". What does it take to be a true friend? I have thought about it a few times, and this was presented to me without warning and I was not ready. However, the effort was still good, and it made me think, the fact that there is so much to talk about and I manage time so piss poorly, so why not get this one gone while I am slightly drunk and at a bar. So JOHD... let us look. A true friend would make massive efforts to put me before him or her. They would do this out of what they felt, not anything I would ever ask. The fact they would do this would mean I would do the same back to them. That is part of my problem, old girl, that I am a lot how others are around me, minus a thing or two. However someone who showed so much caring of me, that I really meant the world to them, I would get to return the same to them. All I get is greedy humans who care for nothing but themselves. Right now I am getting food!! hEhEhE!! JOHD, I love you dearly, maybe more than any human, however, it is food time and Madd is hungry, so we shall continue later.