January 17th, 2003


Back Cover Speak Wire

JOHD, if anything bugs me more than anything is... well, wait, no, forget I said that.  I am slightly perturbed at Jess because in a translated way she told my girlfriend it may be best for her long term future that she breaks up with me.  I no longer trust her because of this... any true friend should tell their significant other to talk it out, not to just up and quit something.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

I farted...