October 6th, 2002

MW

Ahhhhhhh!!

I'M NAKED!!  Also, I am hungry.  I really am, no, really I am.  This song still makes me think of Kit.  I think it shall until the day I die, or, have a lobotomy.  I miss her.  I wish she would contact me, even if she was married with many kids.  Just... to get a hug.  It is almost as if our parting was unresoved.  Many issues occur in the minds of humans when things go unresolved.  That is what makes a lot of relationships the way they are.  I don't think it can explain the reason I am naked, but the pooping might.  Who knows.  Oh wait, I know, that is right.  I know everything, somewhere, down in the reaches of my brain.  The brain that is not cooperating with Madd.  hEhEhE!!  Oh yeah baby!!

{starts to play 70's porn guitare type}

{brings in some horns and flutes and violins}

Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?

SHAFT!

DAAAAMN RIGHT.

Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?

SHAFT!

Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat who won't cop out, when there's danger all about?

SHAFT!

Right on...

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother...

SHUT YOUR MOUTH

I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft!

We can dig it!
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