September 22nd, 2001


Red Leather Carpet

"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em at our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next.


Jay and Silent Bob"

     JOHD, I do not think that I have really been my usual self of late.  I have this issue every so often.  My mind not being its Maddian self.  I mean, when was the last time I went running manically up and down the halls covered in lime green Jello?  Yeah... what I thought.  Hey, I'm waking up here! Oh, yeah, speeking of the sleep world, check out these dream snips.  First I had some dream about Crack:The Gathering.  I had a whole bunch of Magic cards, was in the back of someone's car, and was sorting through a bunch of them.  There were a few strange cards, like a weird land card that would turn certain lands into a bunch of other cracy land cards.  I had some other dreams that had family in them, but, I so do not remember them.  JOHD, I'm not wearing underwear.  Ah, wait, yes I am, I meant I am not wearing pants.  I will be waking up sooner or later here.  Maybe I should cheat and change the music.  I think I want to eat.  I have to urinate... no!!  Darn it!  I am down to 159.5 pounds, this is so not cool.  I didn't wash my hands after I went potty.  I had fuzzy lumps on my penis.  I did not put them there.  They came from my underwear, so everything is cool.  I think I may start writing my story soon.  But I am not sure, I have some D&D things I wish to take care of.  JOHD!!  I am having breakfast, can you believe it?  Do you know when the last time was that I had breakfast?  Yeah, I do not remember either.  I am even up before 1100a.  I did not pass out, so I am going to start winning that battle.  The Procrastination Beast is attempting to lay the smack down on me again.  It is the Procrastination Beast who are the ones who are the ball-lickers.  That almost sounded coherent.  Hey, what was I going to tell you?  Hmm... the thought that never made it.  I do not feel like catching up right now, since I am going to be taking off to go to Myles.  That bitch actually misses me, hahaha.  I find that slightly mirthful.  Nut bunnies, outta OJ.  I think I am going to skip my shower today, even though I got my new shower head yesterday.  No, I am not on diacetyl morphine, my friend.  Just reclaiming my mind.  I have to start doing my TO DO list.  I should start putting more things in it also.  Since regrettably I now am required to shut my computer down daily, due to the crack infested problems it has, I am putting it in my start up menu also.  I am so going to win this fight, even if I have to take my underwear off to do it.  I do not wanna forget to brush my teeth!  I will do that right now... okay, nevermind, I am going to eat a little more first, then brush.  I should start getting some good energy if I always have something to start my day off right.  Eeks!  I sound like a commercial, someone should slap me upside the head with something.  Well, I think I will let you go, JOHD, and get things ready to go to Myles, and then work.  Ta ta!  Master of Maddness, signing off......
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