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Jan 9th, 2004


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12:33 - Bend and {cough}
Well, JOHD friend... not only did I have my arse probed, and my blood picked... haha, yeah, that one I do not mind... I also had the dreaded... yep. Swab thrusted 8 feet up the penis trick.  If ever there was anything that got me to get sick just looking at an attractive woman, that right there would be the trick.  Oh the pain... the pain of it all.  If she was digging for gold I dropped it off at the pool before I went to bed last night.  What a horrible thing.  Can't I get jack off in the waiting room in front of all the patients while it's televised on every TV station?  Yeah, that would be better.  The road to better starts on a nasty dirt road.

In other exciting news, JOHD, I'm tired, haha.  I have not had decent sleep this entire week.  I am so looking forward to sleeping in Sunday.  I think I will turn my ringer off.
Current Mood: tiredtired

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From:jacylane
Date:Jan 9th, 2004 12:24 (UTC)
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Is that a new icon?

8 feet up the penis, eh? ..that's quite a ways...wish I could have watched that trick


*grin*
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From:madd74
Date:Jan 11th, 2004 13:58 (UTC)
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um... no, not cool trick
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From:alienesse
Date:Jan 10th, 2004 17:58 (UTC)
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Why were you having your pp looked at?
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From:ditzwill
Date:Jan 11th, 2004 12:46 (UTC)
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He likes to have lots of sex.
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From:madd74
Date:Jan 11th, 2004 13:59 (UTC)
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its not a matter of liking sex... its a matter of I have had a bit of sex, and it has been a long time since ive been checked so I want to be sure...
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From:madd74
Date:Jan 11th, 2004 13:58 (UTC)
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just making sure I am clean, especially since I have settled down much...

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